I want to be with someone who sees the sunset every day and it’s amazed by it every time. someone who calls me late in the evening asking me if I noticed there’s a full moon tonight
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she loves me, she loves me not
- me: im so bored
- me: i have nothing to do
- me: i wish i had something to do
- basic responsibilities: yo
- me: not u
- me: anyway
- me: im so bored
- me: i have nothing to do
Things I Say While I'm Driving
- Me: What the fuck are you doing. What. The fuck. Are you doing.
- Me: NICE BLINKER ASSHOLE.
- Me: Why the FUCK are we not even going to speed limit. Why.
- Me: I AM GOING TEN MILES PER HOUR OVER THE SPEED LIMIT WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT
- Me: Shit is that a cop? No.
- Me: Shit THAT is a cop.
- Me: /dinosaur screams/</p>
- me: "no honestly I'm the most chill person you'll ever meet"
- me: *throws shade 24/7*
- me: *blatantly hates everyone and everything*
- me: *is overdramatic*
- me: *is a major asshole*
- me: *complains about everything*
Aries: Who I follow
Taurus: Who I chillax with
Gemini: Who I talk to
Cancer: Who protects me
Leo: Who is proud of me
Virgo: Who mends me
Libra: Who adores me
Scorpio: Who enchants me
Sagittarius: Whose philosophy I follow
Capricorn: Who inspires me
Aquarius: Who I am interested in
Pisces: Who I believe in
Me on my period
- Uterus: Oh, so, no baby?
- Uterus: Okay
- Me: No -
- Uterus: SDUFGYADFUIFSDHUFDSH
- Me: FUCK FUCK FUCK
- Vagina: *unleashes red sea*
- Pad: I'm not cleaning that up.
- Ovaries: Oh, our turn? My bad, here~
- Cramps: Howdy
- Junk Food: Don't listen to the cramps, you do want us
- Chocolate: No me
- Acne: Wow, this face looks like a great spot to settle down
- Pad: CHANGE ME EVEN THOUGH I ONLY CAUGHT 20% OF THAT
- Vagina: I can do better, hold up
- Vagina: *Niagara Falls*
- Pad: You still missed.
- Lower Back: Whoa, am I late? Haha, hope you don't plan on sitting in this position too long.
- Ovaries: WSIUDIUFASJDFHADSU
- Cramps: *sings the Ave Maria*
- Uterus: USAHDFIADSHFUFUGUJADIUEWRFHSJKKKKKKKSAJFXXZXCZJ
- Me: *dead*
- me: i should probably tell people how i feel today
- me: it can't be healthy keeping it all bottled in
- me: i need to open up to somebody
- somebody: hey how are you
- me: I AM ABSOLUTELY FINE
me: is waiting for a message from someone special
me: gets excited when I finally get the message
also me: doesn‘t answer them
- Me: gets two weeks of break
- Me: does nothing for two weeks
- Me: tries to get everything done on sunday before going back to school