verticulars:

I think my parents consider me to be a god. Because they always ask me ridiculous questions that I don’t have the answer to.

(Source: weheartit.com)

definited:

when your mother repeats what you have to do thousand times

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chickenuqqet:

"hate’s a strong word"

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allisonscrown:

"where’s my christian grey????” hopefully locked up in prison

egberts:

i fuckin hate how daisy goes ”WOOHOO” when she passes u in mariokart. especially when ur like tied with her so all u hear is WOOHOO WOOHOO WOOHOO WOOHOO WOO FUCKING HOO

"I’m an adult, but not like a real adult"
— anyone between the ages of 18 and 25 (via prettyboystyles)

(Source: fleauret)

basedgosh:

*pretends to understand the movie reference you just made*

(Source: basedgosh)

""Du bist so heiß" flüsterte ich, als ich die Pizza aus dem Ofen holte."
— ME (via anonymeralkoholiker)

(Source: shutdesfuuckup)

uglysauros:

the only good thing about growing up is being able to understand song lyrics

(Source: reisefreudig)

(Source: makemestfu)